Karate ni sente arimasu?
空手に先手無し –
there is no first attack in karate. If you have spent any time in a dojo at
all, you likely heard this maxim a number of times. The emphasis is usually on
the notion that the karate person does not strike first. Honourable idea, but
let’s look at this for a second shall we?
Imagine going to a karate tournament where the competitors stuck
to that basic notion. The kata demos would be great, but the kumite portion
would be a yawnfest! Two opponents facing each other and neither launching a
strike!
Well, that would be taking it a bit too literally, methinks.
The idea is that yours should not be the attacking move, but that
does not mean you have to wait til the person punches or til you get hit to
respond. That would be a mistake of infinite proportions. But what does a
response from a karate guy look like? Well, to borrow a line from ‘Mad Dog’
Mattis, be polite, be professional but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Before you click away thinking I have lost the plot, hear me out.
How many of you have, at one time or another, scoped out a room
and thought, “I could take him. And him. And him. And him. And him. Maybe him.
Maybe not him.” Be honest here. If you’re in your 20s and say it’s never happened,
I’d say you are due for a trip to the loo, cuz you’re full to the brim. If you
have ever been a young man, especially one who has been out drinking with the
lads, and say you have never done it – check your nose. And call Gepetto! If
you are one of those who didn’t,
bravo!
But don’t think for a second that others were not doing it you.
Let’s face a fact here. We swim with sharks every day. Whether we
see it or not, they are there. The guy honking his horn and flipping people
off. The lady huffing because she has to wait in line. The loudmouth. The
bully. The semi-loose cannon. These folks walk among us. And all it takes for
you to be their target is for you to find your way into their gravitational
pull. Maybe you passed them on the road. Maybe you looked a nanosecond too long
in their direction. Whatever – now you’ve gone and done it.
Many of these folk just want to beak. But more and more, that
beaking will lead to a fight, if the conditions are right. J
So, now back to my point. Show of hands: how many of you scan your
environment when you walk? Greet people’s caze with your own. Know who is
behind you, beside you, in front of you. I don’t mean the paranoid sweep. I
mean knowing where you are and what is around you. Good! That’s quite a few!
The others? Are you looking at your phone or tuning out? Going
through the laundry list of things in your world? Yeah? Tsk tsk.
So, lemme ask you this – how do you know when someone is a threat?
Do you wait til they come up to you? Bad call. You should be able to identify
the threat before they come to you. You’ve seen the guy driving erratically? So
back off. Or call the police and give them a plate number. Don’t honk. Don’t
look at him if you have to pass him or – god forbid – get stuck beside him. He’s
looking for something to set him off. Don’t give him the match.
But, in the off chance that for some reason the fuse has been lit,
what have you noticed about him? Size? Body movement? Where are his hands? Do
you smell booze? What do his eyes look like. Long arms or short.What is he wearing
(as in “does he have somewhere to hide a weapon”, not “is that an Armani shirt”)?
SO, as you are taking all this in, if you have to strike, how are you going to
do it.
Remember another maxim of importance: don’t think of winning,
think about how not to lose.
Not losing in this case is a) not needing extensive surgery; b) not
being the guest of honour at a funeral; and c) not needing to deal with lawyers
from now til the end of time.
So, if the person has any shred of sense or rational thought
process, the first muscle you need to move is your mouth. And I don’t mean
beaking off. Read some psychology of violence stuff or pick up a copy of Verbal
Judo. Learn how to defuse people by derailing their thinking. If that does not
work, then you best be prepared to do fisticuffs.
For the love of god, if the individual you are facing is
closing distance, don’t wait to see what he does – you have two choices here:
fight or flight. If you pick fight, and you think the honourable thing is to
wait til you have been hit before you block and counter, prepare for the
beating of your life. This ain’t the dojo. He’s not going to leave his arm
there. The hits will come fast and from all places.
This is where you training kicks in – for good or bad. Get offline,
react, respond. And don’t stop until the other person does. Neutralize the
attack. Overpower them. Tie them up. Make them want to stop and think about what
they chose to do. But once the attack stops, stop the countering force.
The characters within the maxim, namely 先手 and 無し,are the ones that need a review
here.
先手 – recognize the first character? How about
this 先生? The second one is sensei.
So the first character means before. In 先手 we have ‘before hand’. The second
set “無し’
means ‘none’ or ‘without.’
So, the big deal here?
“In karate, there is no before hand” Well, now – that does change
things a bit, in my mind. If the individual indexes you or raises his hands
towards you – to grapple, choke or seize or strike you in any way – well, to
me, that is the first hand. There’s your moral martial loophole.
Now back to the other bit. Why should you have a plan of attack
for everyone? Because you never know when or where that will come. So, if you
are focusing on the soft and easy stuff of life and isolated in the whole ‘everything
is awesome’ mindset, time to turn on the lights before someone turns yours out.
The world is not all bad or evil, but as
Funakoshi warned, when you step beyond your gate, you face a million enemies.
Start paying attention to your surroundings. Notice people.
People watching is super useful. Does the lady walking towards you have a limp?
Which side is the dominant side for the man who is yelling at no one in
particular? How about that guy standing
on the corner, wearing the long jacket, who seems to be checking everyone out. If
you are going to have to defend yourself, how are you going to do it? So, go
beyond the mindset of “I could take that guy” because that is ego talking. Prepare
yourself for that “no first strike” strike before they get close to you. And
before their sh/t hits your fan, do what you need to do to make sure you don’t
lose.
Think “ a kinder, gentler Cobra Kai”: Strike first. Strike hard. Show mercy when they realize that they picked the wrong person. And then
get the hell out of there – just in case they decide to try it again!
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